Saturday, February 24, 2007

All the Best Picture nominees

Today, Amy and I are going to an AMC theater to see the AMC Best Picture Showcase. The tickets are $30 each. The tickets include a free large popcorn, free large drink, unlimited refills all day and a collectible pass. These are the movies we'll see:

We've actually seen The Departed, so if we need a break in the middle, we can take one.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Alannis, THIS is ironic

Wimbledon to pay men and women equally, here's an exploitative picture of a female tennis player (brought to you courtesy of Google Newa).

Wednesday, February 21, 2007


Tagged: Wrote graffiti on

Consider this graffiti in response to my wife's tagging me.

Five weird things about me (it was hard to.... (never mind, nobody's buying that))

  1. I have a wildly inflated sense of Ego because of my blog.
  2. I have never liked, nor been in favor of, moving the headlight dimmer switch to a steering wheel stalk. I liked the button on the floorboard near the dead pedal where God intended it to be.
  3. Even now, I absolutely despise getting haircuts.
  4. I believe in quantity over quality when it comes to humor (and it shows)
  5. I can't set the thermostat at our house and I have to have Amy do it. It's programmable, but who can figure these things out?

I choose to tag Al and Justin. Enjoy!

(Both of them could use some fresh content)

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

The Letter Zero

User: Do you mean the number Zero or the letter Zero?
Me: There is no letter Zero

Other possible lines:
  1. Let's say for the purpose of this demonstration that there is no letter Zero
  2. Yes, that's the letter Zero followed by the number Turtle.
  3. Turn off the computer NOW!
  4. Your pipe is large and holds many stones.

Most Successful Merger of the Year:

Pick just one:
  • Chrysler and General Motors
  • XM Satellite Radio and Sirius Satellite Radio
  • Britney Spears and Crazy

Monday, February 19, 2007

Appropriate name

What would you call the new Cologne from Sean John Combs (AKA Diddy, Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Puff and Puffy)? Keep in mind that in order to fabricate a hit song, he exploited his relationship to the Notorius B.I.G while ruining a Police song.

For the first time since I was 16...

I find myself without a Texas Driver's License. Saturday, I got my new Georgia DL and they took my Texas DL. It's like Canadian money; it's pretty, but it doesn't seem real.

NJ Based Pinnacle Foods Group Sold

Somehow, Google News decided that a picture of the Unabomber, Theodore John "Ted" Kaczynski, was the most appropriate picture.